Gosh who WOULDN'T want to be Queen, with squeeing fangirls who forget your name the moment you pass the hat?

I think it'd be fun. How much money could the West wrangle to have me fly out for events? Or would they make me 'phone in' my reign? There's never been a non-mainland Queen or King yet. Shaking up the status quo would be fun...or is that my perverseness speaking again? ...yes it is.

Dah-ling, you'd be FAB. And you could make the trads flinch by holding Heian court with lots of Asian flair!