Hmmm... Let's see. Let's pick the two weeks with the most violent weather of the year, a site that alternately gets hit by tornadoes or floods, and have an event there for over 10,000 people. Oh, and throw in early allegies for the hayfever crowd.

Pennsic. Meh. You couldn't pay me enough to go.

Anyone who thinks Pennsic is the height of existence really needs to get out more...