Contemplations of a Closet Curmudgeon

I once knew a guy who did really nice men's Tudor stuff, including his own blackwork. He expressed interest in doing a skin-out women's outfit because he thought it would be fun and offered to do it for me. I thanked him, then told him to think of Ralphie in the pink bunny suit in "A Christmas Story." I suggested he offer to dress someone who would jump at the idea, otherwise it would be a criminal and heartbreaking waste of his time and talents.