Nice way to start the morning

[gurdymonkey]

Stop the presses! Alert the media! Certain radical members of the Christian Right sent their Ninjas* Of Righteousness into my apartment while I slept and done something to my aging Compaq Presario computer and/or printer so I could not exercise my right of free speech by writing to Rep. Sally Kern. The letter printed out just fine, but the envelope will not - and I cannot seem to get the damn document to delete out of the print queue to reset.  Um, well, no, I can't prove it, but I KNOW they did it, the sneaky bastards.

*Yes, I know that Japanese words do not add an "s" to indicate a plural, but if you were a radical member of the Christian Right and Proud To Be An Amurican, would you give a rat's ass what the Nips do?

Maybe if I reboot....

EDIT: That worked. Now, if we can just reboot Washington....