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May. 18th, 2007
The Man Show
May. 18th, 2007 11:22 amOK as individuals, DUMB in groups.
Unidentified man one: There is a cabinet freshly filled with reams of paper, so instead I will rip the lid off an unopened case while leaving the plastic strap in place and make a mess.
Unidentified man two: I see that there is a case of paper open with the lid half ripped off. I will rip the lid off another unopened case. I will leave the lid on the floor instead of putting it in the recycling bin.
Unidentified man three: I will leave cups of undrunk coffee in my wake. Bonus points if I leave a ring on your stack of copies.
Unidentified man four (though I have my suspicions): I will smuggle the last ten hiring packets out of the supply room without telling anyone so that when someone else wants some they can't have any.
Usual Suspects A through C: We will form a line behind you as you struggle with an elderly copy machine that is jamming repeatedly, saying helplessly, "But I need to make a copy!" when there is another copy machine only thirty paces away. Then we will stand around offering suggestions like, "Well, I'D just kick it!"
No wonder my pit pony RIcoh is jamming, you clod. The jam is occurring at a suspiciously kick-height spot.
Unidentified man one: There is a cabinet freshly filled with reams of paper, so instead I will rip the lid off an unopened case while leaving the plastic strap in place and make a mess.
Unidentified man two: I see that there is a case of paper open with the lid half ripped off. I will rip the lid off another unopened case. I will leave the lid on the floor instead of putting it in the recycling bin.
Unidentified man three: I will leave cups of undrunk coffee in my wake. Bonus points if I leave a ring on your stack of copies.
Unidentified man four (though I have my suspicions): I will smuggle the last ten hiring packets out of the supply room without telling anyone so that when someone else wants some they can't have any.
Usual Suspects A through C: We will form a line behind you as you struggle with an elderly copy machine that is jamming repeatedly, saying helplessly, "But I need to make a copy!" when there is another copy machine only thirty paces away. Then we will stand around offering suggestions like, "Well, I'D just kick it!"
No wonder my pit pony RIcoh is jamming, you clod. The jam is occurring at a suspiciously kick-height spot.