For Spearweasel

And then? One time in the swamp? My mother and I like totally lured this dumb samurai into the rushes and like, we killed him for his armor? (Oni-baba)

And then? One time I was out shopping? And we met this totally CUTE pottery merchant? So I like invited him home and made him fall in love with me? (Ugetsu)

And then? One time in Miyako? I like slapped Sayuri upside the head with my fan and said, "Stop being such a whiner!" (Memoirs of a Geisha)

And then? One time in the village? My brother in law brought home this like smelly man with blue eyes? And he kept like screaming for sake? So I dropped a full bottle on his ugly head. (The Last Samurai)

And then? One time in the woods? My husband and I were on pilgrimage? And this totally HOT bandit dragged me into the bushes? (Rashomon)