It's not like I haven't been trying, either.

gurdymonkey will have to write:

I will use my powers for good instead of evil

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Yes, I AM cranky.

I have bags of recycling teetering in the kitchen because the waste removal guys BROKE the recycling bin when they tried to empty it into the truck last Wednesday and instead of removing said bin and its contents and bringing us a replacement, the full bin is still sitting out on the kerb where they left it - with a great big crack running horizontally across the back.  I have ironing I want to do in preparation for Costume Con. Ironing that involves very long garments that do NOT need to be tangled in bags of Lean Cuisine boxes and pickle jars.

I think I got about a minute and a half's worth of sleep last night despite shimming the bathroom window three times to make it stop rattling in the wind.

The uwagi fix is better than it was but still not optimum - and I'm still not bloody well DONE with it.

I have a headache that Advil just plain will not put a dent in.

Grrrrr....