Hurts so good
Mar. 18th, 2009 06:26 amWhen I put down my arms and grin in a glow of happy sweat and say, "I'm gonna feel this tomorrow," please do not presume to tell me to go home and take two Advil.
No. No. No. No. No. No.
What kind of wimp do you think I am, anyway? We are not talking about injury. We are not talking about damage. We talking about good old post-exertional muscle soreness.
It's "I'm alive." It's "I got off my fat ass and DID something." It's proof. I earned this honestly. It will pass.
I remember a time when we were not bombarded with direct-to-consumer pharmaceutical ads exhorting us to solve all our problems by taking a pill. (Frankly, I was appalled the other day by a radio spot for a product for drugging one's badly socialized pet into submission because one did not have time to train it properly.)
There is a remedy for what ails me. It doesn't come in a bottle. It involves arms swinging and feet lifting and falling on pavement and increased heart rate, and fresh spring air in my lungs and the sun on my face. Maybe you should try that some time. 'kay?
No. No. No. No. No. No.
What kind of wimp do you think I am, anyway? We are not talking about injury. We are not talking about damage. We talking about good old post-exertional muscle soreness.
It's "I'm alive." It's "I got off my fat ass and DID something." It's proof. I earned this honestly. It will pass.
I remember a time when we were not bombarded with direct-to-consumer pharmaceutical ads exhorting us to solve all our problems by taking a pill. (Frankly, I was appalled the other day by a radio spot for a product for drugging one's badly socialized pet into submission because one did not have time to train it properly.)
There is a remedy for what ails me. It doesn't come in a bottle. It involves arms swinging and feet lifting and falling on pavement and increased heart rate, and fresh spring air in my lungs and the sun on my face. Maybe you should try that some time. 'kay?