Your Score: The Wolf

Here's your results! Your spirit animal has a Nobility ranking of 12 out of 18.

Your spirit animal is the wolf. It is a ferocious companion, and a loyal friend. It is both a respectable and noble creature; to have this spirit animal says good things about you, and that you are starting to figure things out. Wolves are pretty rare spirit animals.

(Hooey alert: Respectable? I'm sure that's what every mother means when she scolds, "Were you raised by wolves?" Most cultures worldwide feared these animals. It was not until the late 20th century and the rise of ecological awareness that anybody that anybody thought wolves were worth saving and bothered to do so. Anyone who is familiar with C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia, Little Red Riding Hood or Three Little Pigs knows that. )

***Wondering how this animal was chosen for you? These questions were carefully thought out to see how important you hold certain virtues such as: humanism, self-knowledge, rationalism, the love of freedom and other somewhat Hellenic ideals.

(Excuse me? What do "Hellenic" ideals have to do with Native American spirit animal folklore?)

Some of the questions were very subtle.

(No, they weren't, not really.)

Your score was then matched with an animal of corresponding nobility.

(Anthropomorphic claptrap. Animals are not noble or not noble, they are themselves.)

However, you shouldn't think this was a right/wrong sort of test, but more of an idealistic values test. It's ok to not hold these values, you'll just get an animal spirit of lower stature if you do!***

(Like that isn't unsubtle negative reinforcement! Go away or I'll bite you some place sensitive.)

Link: The What is Your Spirit Animal Test written by FindingEros on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test