So I was making my lunch with "Check Please!" on PBS keeping me company and they reviewed some joint in San Francisco called
The Blue Plate. Raving about the mac and cheese, meatloaf, pork chops and banana creme pie ensued. I perked up my ears accordingly as I came out of the kitchen. Then they said an average dinner per person ran about $35 per head!!!!! Blue neon "Eat" sign outside the place, this is
not a diner.
Then
mamapduck mentioned the
Fog City Diner in a response to one of my previous posts. I remember the first time I ever walked past it on my way down the Embarcadero. Sure, it looks like a diner from the outside, but there's no whiff of deep fryer cutting through the air from a block away to grab you by your lizard brain and cry "You Want French Fries Right NOW." I glanced in the window and there was a guy in a white shirt and a bow tie spreading a tablecloth. So not a diner, I don't care how much neon and steel is out front. I didn't bother looking to see if there were gumball machines inside the door I was so disappointed.
A diner does not close at 11:00 PM on a Saturday night.
A diner does not charge you $16 for a plate of meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
A diner does not "accept reservations."
I grew up in northern New Jersey. I have a very specific response to the word "diner," and there are times when I really miss them. Here in the Bay Area we have chains like Denny's, of course, we have pancake houses, and if you go a little farther afield, the
Black Bear chain is probably my contender for diner-hood in California. They get the job done, but it's not the same.

http://www.dinercity.com/njDiner/bendixExtM.jpg The Bendix on Route 17 in Hasbrouck Heights. Its interior will be familiar to anyone who ever saw Rosie mop up spills with Bounty towels.
A diner is where you end up after a movie or a shire meeting or fight practice or before you start your shift someplace. It's where you can have breakfast 24 hours a day, or a black and white cookie, or a monolithic slice of moussaka (because a lot of Jersey diners are owned by Greek families), or pie where the meringue is taller than the lemon filling. It's where the waitresses all know you if they've seen you at least twice, and may just look the other way if someone decides to see if he can fashion a blow gun with a soda straw and shoot the toothpicks from your club sandwich into the acoustic ceiling tiles. (Yes. I know. I have very strange friends.) They not only don't rush you out of your seat, they will refill your drinks while you spend
hours talking about who knows what with your friends. The food won't earn Michelin stars, but it's generally good, reliable, comforting and will not bankrupt you.
The Skyline (West Milford). The Pompton Queen (Pompton Lakes). Matthews (Bergenfield). The Coachhouse (Hackensack). Even the Empress (Fair Lawn), which was never the same after the remodel.
Though I confess it's not the cuisine - it was what went on around those tables all those nights.
EDIT: This thread seems to have devolved into favorite dives to eat at, which is cool. There was a neat little place down at the South Shore center called the Velvet Grill - and it's gone. I've never been able to get near Ole's Waffle Shop on Park Street. There's a place by the Park Street Bridge on the Oakland side called Nikko's Family Restaurant that
looks dinerish, but the reviews on Yelp are downright scary.