Number of court ladies in white makeup: ALL BUT ONE (guardsmen do not count).
Number of people who thought Rolf looked like Anjin-san: PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE.
Number of people I helped dress, before/while I was getting my own oshiroi spackled on: FIVE.
Number of death threats I was required to issue : ONE.
Number of people swing-dancing to the taiko drumming: QUITE A FEW.
Number of women I supplied Neutrogena make-up remover wipes to: ALL BUT ONE.
Number of people having an awesomely wonderful time: ALL OF US!
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Number of people who thought Rolf looked like Anjin-san: PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE.
Number of people I helped dress, before/while I was getting my own oshiroi spackled on: FIVE.
Number of death threats I was required to issue : ONE.
Number of people swing-dancing to the taiko drumming: QUITE A FEW.
Number of women I supplied Neutrogena make-up remover wipes to: ALL BUT ONE.
Number of people having an awesomely wonderful time: ALL OF US!
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