gurdymonkey | Why I hate most perfume (Reply)

Amida Butsu on a snowboard, Beyonce Heat reeks like bad tutti frutti something. I know this because the lady who delivers for our courier service came in this morning with a handful of Givenchy sample packets and a bottle of the Stinking Koolaid Crap she no doubt dropped a bundle on. I accepted a squirt. Within minutes I smelled like I'd fallen in a vat of candy or something. Nasty candy. The kind you'd be ashamed to hand out at Halloween. I immediately went to the kitchen station and scrubbed my arms to the elbows. Three hours later, it's finally starting to fade. I hope it's gone completely by 4PM because I do NOT have time for full decontamination procedures before going to the movies tonight.