Oh dear, it really is true....

[gurdymonkey]

I can make anything scan to "Men of Harlech." You'd think the patter in the B section would be a problem, but NO!

Child of Nippon, do your duty
Write your lines on nature's beauty
And perhaps a bushi cutie
Will write back to you....

Though his poetry's appealing
And his looks leave senses reeling,
Mother Dear will hit the ceiling
If she gets a clue!

Kuge child, be wary!
Mutsu men are scary!
Mountain rough and battle tough,
Their legendary antics are quite hairy.

Though you think it's quite romantic
It will make your poor dear Mother frantic!
I'm not being sycophantic -
What I say is true."

Comments

[reynardine.livejournal.com]

Whoa, well done!