For Spearweasel

[gurdymonkey]

And then? One time in the swamp? My mother and I like totally lured this dumb samurai into the rushes and like, we killed him for his armor? (Oni-baba)

And then? One time I was out shopping? And we met this totally CUTE pottery merchant? So I like invited him home and made him fall in love with me? (Ugetsu)

And then? One time in Miyako? I like slapped Sayuri upside the head with my fan and said, "Stop being such a whiner!" (Memoirs of a Geisha)

And then? One time in the village? My brother in law brought home this like smelly man with blue eyes? And he kept like screaming for sake? So I dropped a full bottle on his ugly head. (The Last Samurai)

And then? One time in the woods? My husband and I were on pilgrimage? And this totally HOT bandit dragged me into the bushes? (Rashomon)

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If we're channeling Allyson Hannigan ;)

[danabren.livejournal.com]

And then one time? On pilgrimage? I stuck my Shakuhachi up my...

Re: If we're channeling Allyson Hannigan ;)

[gurdymonkey.livejournal.com]

And yeah, like that is SO like blatant.

I wish Taka HAD dropped a full jug on Ahlgren's head. Hard. While apologizing profusely for her clumsiness. At least we have the consolation of watching Ujio (Hiroyuki Sanada) beating the crap out of him on multiple occasions, simply because he can. Sanada-san is ichiban!